Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Ahhhh the joys of customer service....

Some people just don't get it. They really think they are better then everyone else and don't have to follow the rules. Coaches, parents, kids. It really drives me up a wall.

If a form has required areas on it, including a credit card, fill it out!!! If you signing up to join an adult gym, or to pay your bills online, or I don't know whatever else people use credit cards for, you would hand it over no problem. When it comes to your kids classes thought, let's see if we can avoid paying for them. That sounds like a good idea. It won't sound like a good idea when I go in and back flip your kid out of class because you didn't pay. It won't be such a good idea when I send your ass to collections and they take away that pretty Lexus you can't pay for. Stop making my life difficult and just provide the damn credit card!!! If you can use it to buy those pretty Prada pumps and chic Chanel clutch than whats the problem? If you are truly one of the parents who are tight on money, I can see your hesitation. If you can't afford the class, or are unsure if you can afford it, I'm sorry, but you just can't take it. My heart goes out to you, really it does. As a kids who's parents couldn't afford those classes I get where you are coming from. Trust me your kid will be fine. They will get into college, they will get a job, they will have friends, they will survive. Save your money for the college tuition. I guarantee you they will be more pissed if you can't afford room and board then if you didn't bring them to karate class once a week at age 8.

For those coaches out there who don't like to come and teach their classes......WHAT THE FUCK! I don't care if you hit an elephant on the highway on its way to the circus. Get your ass to class. Maybe you had one too many shots the night before. I get it, you feel like shit. Been there done that. If I can get my ass up at 7 am, after getting home at 4 am, and then work 10 hours, I don't want to hear it. Your class isn't until 4:30 pm! If you aren't recovered by then, you need a doctor. And I want the note. Then I want you to Skype me from your hospital bed so that you can explain to the 15 angry parents in front of me why you aren't here. Again. On top of that you can give me the money out of your pocket to refund them. I'm sick of not getting paid my paycheck, when I show up to work every time I'm suppose to, because I have to refund parents for your irresponsibility. God himself, or whatever your respective religion worships, better have popped up through the earth and told you not to come to work because you need to complete a special mission. Further more, if he does, can you ask him to get me a million dollars? A winning lottery ticket? Buy my future kids since I don't have any right now? Yes is the answer to the question afterall, isn't it?

1 comment:

  1. That sounds horrible! I hated when my lifeguards would not show up to teach swim lessons back when I worked at the y. So irresponsible and it makes you look so unorganized.

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